Little Johnny boy

LITTLE JOHNNY BOY A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”…

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Dummy husband

DUMMY HUSBAND A man asked his wife, “if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?”  “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.  On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!…

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Drunk

DRUNK Bob visited his friend Joe’s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He told her several times how attractive she was, complimented her on her culinary skills and showered her with hugs and kisses. “Gee,” Bob remarked to his friend, “you really make a big fuss over your wife.”  “I…

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Lại chuyên thi cử

Ông bố nói với con trai: – Bố thật không ngờ là con lại thi trượt kỳ này! – Con thi trượt, nhưng con lại phát hiện mình có khả năng đặc biệt bố ạ! – Khả năng gì? – Ngoại cảm, thưa bố! Con biết trước là thế nào mình cũng thi trượt ạ!…

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