Diễn Đàn Chim Cảnh Việt Nam
Sáng mùng 1 Tết, chồng hỏi vợ có thấy tờ báo Xuân đâu không, cô vợ đáp:– Có, em đã lấy bọc rác rồi. Và em vừa mới vứt vào thùng rác!– Cái gì? Nhưng anh chưa xem mà – Anh chồng hơi cáu.– Ồ, trong đó chẳng có gì đáng xem đâu – Cô…
Dromaius novaehollandiae Photo by Ian Barker (Internet Bird Collection) Common name:emu (en); emu (pt); émeu d’Australie (fr); emú común (es); große emu (de)Taxonomy:Order StruthioniformesFamily DromaiidaeRange:This species is endemic to Australia, being found throughout the Australian mainland. They were also found in Tasmania in the pat, but were quickly exterminated there after the Europeans arrived to…
A NEW MACHINE The doctor asked the expectant father to try out a machine he had invented that transferred labour pains from the mother to the father. Billy agreed and the machine was set up. But although it was set to its highest setting, Billy felt not a twinge. Later that day he went home…
WHERE’S THE SHOE? One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to…
