Has the dinner
HAS THE DINNER – “My dear sir, you flatter me lingering to hear the remainder of my tale when the other passengers dashed away at the sound of the dinner-bell.” Said the longwinded tourist to his one remaining listener. – “What! Has the dinner-bell rung ?” asked the other, as he jumped to his feet…
Little Johnny boy
LITTLE JOHNNY BOY A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”…
Dummy husband
DUMMY HUSBAND A man asked his wife, “if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?” “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!…